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If this is your first time in this site, welcome. It has been my dream that my province, Marinduque, Philippines becomes a world tourist destination not only during Easter Week but also whole year round. You can help me achieve my dream by telling your friends about this site. The photo above is your own private beach at The Chateau Du Mer Beach Resort. The sand is not as white as Boracay, but it is only a few steps from your front yard and away from the mayhem and crowds of Boracay. Please do not forget to read the latest national, international, and technology news in this site . I have posted some of my favorite Filipino and American dishes and recipes on this site also. Some of the photos and videos on this site, I do not own. However, I have no intention on infringement of your copyrights. Cheers!
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Asian Parents One-Liner Jokes
I am an Asian Parent. Some of the following jokes I can identify with. Even if you are not an Asian Parent, take time to read this and smile. I hope this is a good read especially if you have a bad day.
1 Why you get C? Your not C-sian or B-sian you are A-sian.
2. No more Honey! Honey comes from B's.
3. You Sick? Become doctor heal yourself.
4. Facebook? Why don't you Face Book and study.
5. No son you can't learn Spanish, All they say is "C"
6. You cure Cancer? What about AIDS?
7. You have Sex? Why not use A-hole.
8. You get 94 percent on test Good Job. If you were trying to disappoint me.
9. Occupy Wall Street? Why not Occupy Library?
10. Your sister get B on math test. Congratulations you are my only child.
11. It's Saturday Night why aren't you studying?
12. You get C-Section why not A-bortion.
13. If you want a girlfriend make sure her parents are lawyers or doctors.
14. Son: "To Be or not To Be" Father: You get two B's and you out of house!